2019 Archive: The “Dark Phoenix” Failure
Why was it hit? For being the fourth “final” X-Men movie and the fourth time they tried to tell the same story worse than the… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Dark Phoenix” Failure
2018 Archive: The Marvel “Infinity War” Ending
Why was the atmosphere so dusty? Because everyone felt like they “didn’t feel so good” after seeing the Q3 projections. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2018 Archive: The Marvel “Infinity War” Ending
2018 Vintage: A Star Is Born “Haaa-ah-ah-haaa”
Why was everyone singing in their cars? Because Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper proved that all you need for a hit movie is a nose-related… Read More »2018 Vintage: A Star Is Born “Haaa-ah-ah-haaa”
2018 Vintage: Queer Eye (The Reboot)
Why was the house suddenly full of “French tucks” and avocados? Because the Fab Five taught us that “self-care” means putting a lot of effort… Read More »2018 Vintage: Queer Eye (The Reboot)
2018 Archive: The Canada Cannabis Legalization
Why was October 17th a “high” point? Because Canada became the first major economy to legalize recreational weed, making the “Great White North” a lot… Read More »2018 Archive: The Canada Cannabis Legalization
2017 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ketchup
2017 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Coco is about to start! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Lettuce
2016 Archive: The Augmented Reality
Why did the lawyer wear VR goggles in court? To make the “guilty” verdict look like a “minor technical error” in an alternate reality. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Augmented Reality
2015 Vintage: The “Taco Bowl” Tweet (Pre-cursor)
Why was Trump’s social media so effective? Because he realized that a photo of a lunch can reach more people than a 20-page white paper… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Taco Bowl” Tweet (Pre-cursor)
2015 Classic: The Waiting Room
The magazines are from 2015! There’s an article about how “Artificial Intelligence will replace doctors by 2016.” I asked the doctor about it, and he… Read More »2015 Classic: The Waiting Room