The magazines are from 2015! There’s an article about how “Artificial Intelligence will replace doctors by 2016.” I asked the doctor about it, and he just laughed and sent me a bill for $300.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!