2004 Vintage: The Usain Bolt Debut
Why was he slow? Because the 17-year-old was injured and didn’t make the 200m final in Athens, giving the world a four-year head start before… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Usain Bolt Debut
2004 Vintage: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the beans on the forum. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Skype Call
Why was the traveler shouting into his laptop? Because he was trying to use Skype on hotel dial-up and the “voice over IP” sounded like… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Skype Call
2003 Archive: The Creation of iTunes Music Store
Why did politicians love 99-cent songs? Because it was the first time in 2003 that something actually cost less than a billion dollars. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Creation of iTunes Music Store
2003 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk
Watching the boys waddle down the hallway because their massive skate shoes had tongues so thick they couldn’t actually bend their ankles. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk
2003 Legacy: The 2003
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2003. / 2003 who? / 2,003 knocks and I’m finally in! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2003
2002 Legacy: The Colon
I’m a doctor. I’m just “digesting” the joke. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Camera
I’m focusing on the big picture this year. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Pencil Rescue
Inserting a yellow wooden pencil into the hub of an old country music tape to manually rewind a tangled mess of brown magnetic ribbon that… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Pencil Rescue
2001 Legacy: The Encarta 2001 Citation
The pastor proudly opening his sermon by referencing a digital encyclopedia entry he found on a CD-ROM to prove exactly how tall the walls of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Encarta 2001 Citation