2014 Classic: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 (Sugar) Fan
“Sugar… yes please… won’t you come and put it down on me (the new bulb)?” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Maroon 5 (Sugar) Fan
2013 Legacy: The Prisoners
I told her I’m being held captive. She said, “It’s called ‘Marriage’, get used to it.” Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Prisoners
2013 Archive: The New Year’s 2014 Resolution
“My resolution is to stop twerking… mostly because my back can’t take it anymore.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts”… Read More »2013 Archive: The New Year’s 2014 Resolution
2009 Archive: The GPS Navigation
Why did the driver end up in a river? Because he told his GPS “I want to be like Sully” and the machine took him… Read More »2009 Archive: The GPS Navigation
2009 Classic: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Incredible Hulk Forgetfulness
Why Edward Norton? For a movie that was so “okay” that Marvel basically decided to replace the lead actor and pretend it happened in a… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Incredible Hulk Forgetfulness
2007 Archive: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the glare. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Relationship
“My girlfriend dumped me via text.” “Did she use an emoji? It’s important for the diagnosis.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Relationship
2006 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Glow
Why did the chart look like a neon sign? Because “Excel 2003” was reaching its peak “gradient” era. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Glow