I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly).
Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
There is a joke in my boot!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Top tier web animation humor!