2014 Classic: The Tomato

I’m “ketching” up with my distant friends.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/30/1995 16:48There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Net_Addict_200009/21/2015 09:26My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/04/2008 03:06Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Charmed_Ones12/21/2015 12:09The power of three... laughs!

@Napoleon_Dyna09/22/1998 16:50Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Digg_Submitter_0505/06/1997 07:09Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Delicious_Links11/13/2002 06:25Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!