2000 Archive: The Multi-Tasking Lie
What was 2000-era multi-tasking? Having Word open and waiting for a 1MB PDF to load in Acrobat Reader. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Multi-Tasking Lie
1999 Archive: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new millennium. Part of the 59… Read More »1999 Archive: The RAM
1998 Classic: The Teletubby
One, but they have to watch the video of the bulb being changed on their tummies first. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Teletubby
1998 Legacy: The Pfizer “Blue Pill”
Why was Grandpa smiling so much? Because 1998 was the year a certain “little blue pill” hit the market, making him feel like he was… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Pfizer “Blue Pill”
1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rather eat his own ears than look at her for another round.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
1997 Archive: The Elliott Smith “Either/Or” Quiet
Why the whispers? For the man who proved that a guy with an acoustic guitar and a four-track recorder could sound more powerful than a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Elliott Smith “Either/Or” Quiet
1997 Vintage: The Last Call
The bartender yells, “Last call for 1997!” A guy says, “Wait, I haven’t finished my Blue Hawaiian yet!” The bartender says, “Drink up, 1998 is… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Last Call
1996 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Charge
Shuffling across a thick avocado-green carpet in wool socks and delivering a miniature lightning bolt to anyone who asks for a glass of water. Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Charge
1995 Legacy: The Garden
My mother-in-law’s thumb isn’t green. It’s just stained from pointing out everything I’m doing wrong. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Garden
1995 Classic: The Waiting Room
I’ve been in the waiting room so long that the copy of National Geographic on the table features an article about the upcoming “Space Shuttle” mission… from… Read More »1995 Classic: The Waiting Room