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2003 Archive: The Creation of iTunes Music Store

Why did politicians love 99-cent songs? Because it was the first time in 2003 that something actually cost less than a billion dollars.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/01/1995 18:55You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@AOL_Instant_Msg02/21/2014 16:18I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan12/28/2001 16:02I am crying... with laughter!
@Korn_Follower11/22/2002 17:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Fire_Background07/18/2000 17:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Shut_Up_Money05/08/1998 09:42Shut up and take my laughter!
@Podcast_Listener12/14/2000 20:28I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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