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1998 Legacy: The Pfizer “Blue Pill”

 Why was Grandpa smiling so much? Because 1998 was the year a certain “little blue pill” hit the market, making him feel like he was 21 again.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander11/13/2003 10:09C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@ChatRoom_Queen01/09/2013 16:10A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/19/2000 10:43I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Incredibles_Dash06/14/2006 08:52That was super fast and super funny!
@Sion_Partier11/27/2003 16:11The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Yugioh_Duelist02/23/2007 08:57You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Construction_Dig09/14/2012 17:41Still digging for more humor!
@Evolution_Dance07/23/2005 23:08The history of humor in one post.
@Forever_Alone_X07/08/1996 09:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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