1996 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Charge

Shuffling across a thick avocado-green carpet in wool socks and delivering a miniature lightning bolt to anyone who asks for a glass of water.

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@Encarta_Explorer11/20/2014 18:54I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Total_Recall_Fan02/21/2001 14:13Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@StoneCold_31603/18/2005 23:56And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/27/2011 08:46One billion... laughs!

@Futurama_Fry_M04/30/2002 01:29Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.