2002 Legacy: The Colon

I’m a doctor. I’m just “digesting” the joke.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan07/30/1996 13:37Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Futurama_Bender02/29/2012 17:57Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Dodgeball_Pat06/05/1998 09:08If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Toolbar_Hater05/01/2006 08:24My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Newgrounds_User09/02/2001 09:09Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!