1999 Classic: The Scroll Bar
Why did the blonde bring a candy bar to the computer? She heard she needed a “scroll bar.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Scroll Bar
1999 Classic: The Low-Cost Airline
Why did the passenger sit on his suitcase? Because the “Budget Airline” didn’t provide seats, just a suggestion of where to stand. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The Low-Cost Airline
1999 Vintage: The Wild Wild West
Why was there a giant mechanical spider toy under the tree? Because Will Smith tried to convince us that the 1800s were actually steampunk, and… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Wild Wild West
1999 Legacy: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information superhighway. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Crash
1998 Classic: The Tamagotchi Graveyard
Why was the girl crying in Terminal 4? Because she wasn’t allowed to use electronics during takeoff and her digital pet “departed” forever. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Tamagotchi Graveyard
1997 Legacy: The Yoga
She tried a yoga class. She came back and said she’s “centered.” I asked if she centered my lost keys. She is no longer centered.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Yoga
1996 Archive: The Paperless Myth
Why was there more paper than ever? Because everyone printed their emails “just in case.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Paperless Myth
1996 Classic: The Scared Geometry
Why was the circle so upset? It felt like its life was “pointless.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Scared Geometry
1995 Classic: The First White House Website
What was the scariest part of the 1995 White House website? Not the policy papers, but the fact that it took 10 minutes to download… Read More »1995 Classic: The First White House Website
1995 Classic: The Chef
I’m a chef. I’m just seasoned. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified