2003 Classic: The iPod Dominance
Why did the library monitor look so suspicious? Because students had figured out how to run the white wires of their Apple iPods up through… Read More »2003 Classic: The iPod Dominance
2002 Legacy: The Corporate Fraud Crackdown
Why did Bush sign the Sarbanes-Oxley Act? To prove that “White Collar Crime” is only okay if you’re not the one getting caught on C-SPAN.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Corporate Fraud Crackdown
2002 Legacy: The Browser Toolbar
Why was the screen so small? Because the user had the Yahoo, Google, and Ask Jeeves toolbars all installed at once. Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Browser Toolbar
2001 Legacy: The Royal Tenenbaums Tracksuit
Ben Stiller in a red Adidas tracksuit is my new fashion icon. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The senior choir silently enduring a sudden spring heatwave because their stiff, heavy synthetic robes trap 100% of body heat and ignore the ceiling fans.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2000 Vintage: The Vision
“Doctor, the world looks pixelated.” “That’s not a medical issue, you just need to step away from your CRT monitor.” Part of the 58 Doctor… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Vision
2000 Classic: The Stock Option
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a lottery ticket? A lottery ticket has a chance of paying out; a 2000-era stock option just gives… Read More »2000 Classic: The Stock Option
1999 Legacy: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information superhighway. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Crash
1999 Classic: The Scroll Bar
Why did the blonde bring a candy bar to the computer? She heard she needed a “scroll bar.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Scroll Bar
1999 Classic: The Low-Cost Airline
Why did the passenger sit on his suitcase? Because the “Budget Airline” didn’t provide seats, just a suggestion of where to stand. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The Low-Cost Airline