Ben Stiller in a red Adidas tracksuit is my new fashion icon.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
As if! This is too funny.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!