2011 Classic: Super 8
Why was everything glowing? Because in 2011, J.J. Abrams decided that a movie without a lens flare is just a movie that hasn’t been finished… Read More »2011 Classic: Super 8
2011 Archive: The New Year’s 2012 Resolution
“My resolution is to survive the Mayan Apocalypse… and finally beat that one level in Angry Birds.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to… Read More »2011 Archive: The New Year’s 2012 Resolution
2011 Vintage: The Craft Revolution
“I only drink beers that were whispered to by monks.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Craft Revolution
2010 Vintage: The “Clash of the Titans” 3D
Why was it mocked? For giving everyone a headache that lasted longer than the actual Kraken. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Clash of the Titans” 3D
2010 Vintage: The Saints’ Onside Kick
Why was Sean Payton a madman? Because he started the second half of the Super Bowl with an onside kick, stealing the momentum from Peyton… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Saints’ Onside Kick
2010 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2010 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2009 Classic: The Up Balloon Dream
Disney made me cry in the first ten minutes of a movie about a flying house. I’ll never look at a balloon the same way… Read More »2009 Classic: The Up Balloon Dream
2008 Classic: The “Sons of Iraq” Peak
Why did the U.S. love paying 100,000 Sunnis in 2008? Because “Outsourcing” security is much cheaper than a “Surge,” provided everyone’s check clears on the… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Sons of Iraq” Peak
2007 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Clinic
Why did we build it in the middle of nowhere? So the local governor could have a very nice “Ribbon Cutting” photo before the insurgents… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Clinic
2007 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Ricky Gervais? For being so “extra” that he didn’t even show up to collect the trophy. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)