Why did the U.S. love paying 100,000 Sunnis in 2008? Because “Outsourcing” security is much cheaper than a “Surge,” provided everyone’s check clears on the first of the month.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
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I choose to believe it’s funny.