2024 Vintage: The Shogun
My husband is acting like a Samurai. I told him he’s not Lord Toranaga; he’s just a guy who’s late for his dental appointment. Part… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Shogun
2023 Archive: The Tyla “Water”
Why the dance? For the South African star who made “Amapiano” a household name with a move that had everyone pouring water on themselves. Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The Tyla “Water”
2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer Defense
Why did the lawyer represent both Barbie and Oppenheimer? He argued that “existential dread in a pink Corvette” is a protected emotional state. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer Defense
2023 Vintage: The 15 Rounds of Kevin McCarthy
Why did the election for Speaker of the House take 15 ballots? Because in 2023, Republicans wanted to show that their internal infighting is more… Read More »2023 Vintage: The 15 Rounds of Kevin McCarthy
2022 Classic: The Sitcom
She says The White Lotus is “too relaxing.” She prefers a vacation where she can be the one creating the tension. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The Sitcom
2020 Archive: The Among Us Betrayal
I just spent my evening accusing my best friend of being an “imposter” in a virtual space station. 2020 is the year we learned we… Read More »2020 Archive: The Among Us Betrayal
2020 Classic: The Netflix “Are You Still Watching?”
“Yes, Netflix, I’m still watching. Stop judging me. I’ve seen every documentary about serial killers and I’m ready to apply their techniques to anyone who asks me… Read More »2020 Classic: The Netflix “Are You Still Watching?”
2019 Vintage: The “Suce it Up” Popeyes Sandwich
Why was the 4th so “Chicken-focused”? Because the “Great Chicken Sandwich War” was about to begin, and everyone was picking a side. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Suce it Up” Popeyes Sandwich
2019 Archive: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Story
2019 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a high-powered UV light to the kitchen. She said she’s looking for “residue of a work ethic.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cleaning