2017 Vintage: Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)
Why was Gal Gadot the queen of 2017? Because she proved that a lasso of truth and a shield were the only things powerful enough… Read More »2017 Vintage: Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)
2017 Vintage: IT (The Movie)
Why were the kids afraid of red balloons? Because Pennywise returned, and suddenly every sewer grate in the neighborhood looked like a very bad place… Read More »2017 Vintage: IT (The Movie)
2016 Classic: The “Cake by the Ocean”
DNCE. I still don’t know if they’re eating actual cake or if it’s a metaphor, but the bassline is 10/10. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Cake by the Ocean”
2015 Classic: The Minions Movie
What do you call a dad who talks like a Minion? A “Banana-nana” (Ban-anna). Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress”… Read More »2015 Classic: The Minions Movie
2015 Classic: The Launch of the “Force Touch” Trackpad
Why didn’t it click? Because Apple replaced the physical button with a “taptic” vibration, tricking our brains into thinking we clicked something that never moved.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Launch of the “Force Touch” Trackpad
2015 Classic: The Witcher 3
Why did the traveler stay in the hotel room? Because The Witcher 3 came out and he’d rather slay griffins than see a local pottery museum. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Witcher 3
2013 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
Why Rebirth by Jimmy Cliff? Because a legend doesn’t need to “come back”—he just needs to show up. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
2013 Archive: The Netflix Revolution
Why was everyone whispering about House of Cards? Because it was the first year “watching TV” didn’t actually require owning a television, which terrified half… Read More »2013 Archive: The Netflix Revolution
2012 Vintage: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating like a countdown clock.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his apocalypse plan” into a 8GB stick. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder