2012 Vintage: The Stethoscope

“Your heart is beating like a countdown clock.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

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In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

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The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

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I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

@Zelda_Link07/28/2005 00:58It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@MIRC_Ghost04/23/2011 05:17Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@SimCity_Mayor06/02/2009 14:59Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Judge_Dredd_Law12/20/2001 07:09I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Goosebumps_Kid03/30/2007 07:39Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian10/25/2008 06:22Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob10/23/1996 15:58The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!