DNCE. I still don’t know if they’re eating actual cake or if it’s a metaphor, but the bassline is 10/10.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Deal with it. This is gold.
Equality for all jokes!