2015 Classic: The Witcher 3

Why did the traveler stay in the hotel room? Because The Witcher 3 came out and he’d rather slay griffins than see a local pottery museum.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja03/28/1996 18:09Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Zoolander_Blue02/10/2006 01:24Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/15/2002 17:05Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Goonies_Never_D07/14/2011 21:19Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Loituma_Girl03/13/1998 19:53Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/30/2000 22:43My mind is blown by how funny this is.