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1999 Classic: The Low-Cost Airline

 Why did the passenger sit on his suitcase? Because the “Budget Airline” didn’t provide seats, just a suggestion of where to stand.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Myspace_First_Friend02/06/2012 13:49I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Neo_The_One03/22/2010 04:16I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/02/2004 05:28What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Metacrawler_X03/10/2009 17:44Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Orkut_Member_9906/03/1996 03:56A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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