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2000 Classic: The Stock Option

 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a lottery ticket? A lottery ticket has a chance of paying out; a 2000-era stock option just gives you a paper cut.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator03/08/2006 22:36/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/02/2012 14:18A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Macarena_Dancer09/24/2007 18:21Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Rugrats_Tommy06/16/2004 03:50A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/17/2007 15:44Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Web_2_0_Fan04/17/2006 18:06This is the future of humor!

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