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1995 Classic: The First White House Website

What was the scariest part of the 1995 White House website? Not the policy papers, but the fact that it took 10 minutes to download a grainy photo of Socks the Cat over a 14.4k modem.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy02/16/2006 15:49Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Friends_Lover07/16/2014 02:48Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Hanson_Fan_9707/25/2002 04:35Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Dodgeball_Pat08/01/2003 17:44If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Happy_Tree_Fans01/06/2010 16:11So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@LonelyGirl15_F06/17/2003 04:21Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@iPhone_User_0712/05/2013 01:30There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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