1999 Vintage: The Panzerhaubitze 2000

Why did Germany name it “2000”? To prove that they were ready for the next millennium, even if the rest of the army was still waiting for new boots.

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@Linux_Kernel_0.103/10/2004 23:03Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@SpiceGirls_Fan04/08/2010 17:21Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Dumb_And_Dumber06/29/2003 09:37So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Skate_Or_Die_9902/01/2002 15:50Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/11/2015 15:06One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Myspace_First_Friend01/29/1997 05:50I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Wayne_World_Ex06/27/2000 01:51Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!