2017 Archive: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2017 Archive: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2016 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find a gym? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Canoe
2016 Vintage: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just trying to hatch this egg! Part of the 42 Classic… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Europe
2016 Vintage: The “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
Justin Timberlake just released the “Happy” of 2016. It’s everywhere. Resistance is futile. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
2015 Archive: The Neil Patrick Harris Underwear Stunt
Why did the host walk on stage in his briefs? Because he wanted to prove that you don’t need a tuxedo to host the Oscars,… Read More »2015 Archive: The Neil Patrick Harris Underwear Stunt
2014 Vintage: The Noah Movie
I told her I’m building an ark. She said, “Build a bookshelf first, like you promised in 2012.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Noah Movie
2013 Archive: The Insidious
Chapter 2 Fear: I’m still afraid of red faces and old ladies in rocking chairs. 2013 is a bad year for my sleep schedule. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Insidious
2012 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as the face of a guy who just realized the world isn’t ending and he has to go to work tomorrow.” Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
2011 Archive: The YouTube High
Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The YouTube High
2011 Classic: Thor & Captain America
Why was there a fight in the driveway? Because the cousins couldn’t agree if the turkey should be carved with Thor’s hammer or Captain America’s… Read More »2011 Classic: Thor & Captain America