Why did I miss the notification? By 2023, “authenticity” started feeling like a chore, and everyone realized they are actually quite happy being fake on… Read More »2023 Archive: The Launch of “BeReal” (The Decline)
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Refresh
Why the “Hypersonic” upgrade? Because if you can’t afford the bullets for the guns, you might as well replace the whole gun with a missile… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Zumwalt” Ammo Solution
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Pizza
Why was the F1 race director a meme? Because he told Toto Wolff “It’s called a motor race, Toto,” while the world was screaming at… Read More »2021 Archive: The Michael Masi “Human Race”
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which immediately descends into chaos when a senior member accidentally floods the chat with animated stickers… Read More »2021 Classic: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ketchup
The science teacher celebrating because he didn’t have to push a giant TV cart into a room, though he still couldn’t find the “share audio”… Read More »2020 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
Why did they name another move after her? Because she did a landing so difficult that most humans would have turned into a pretzel. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Simone Biles “Triple-Double”
Why were we all afraid of red balloons and gutters? Because Bill Skarsgård proved that in 2017, a dancing clown was still the most effective… Read More »2017 Archive: IT (Pennywise)
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