Why the “Hypersonic” upgrade? Because if you can’t afford the bullets for the guns, you might as well replace the whole gun with a missile that doesn’t exist yet.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.