Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Donut
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition
In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
True story! I was there!
Deal with it. This is gold.