2011 Vintage: The Captain America Fan
“I can do this all day… or at least until the bulb pops.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Captain America Fan
2011 Archive: The YouTube High
Why did the blonde climb a ladder to watch a video? She heard it was “High-Definition.” Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The YouTube High
2011 Classic: Thor & Captain America
Why was there a fight in the driveway? Because the cousins couldn’t agree if the turkey should be carved with Thor’s hammer or Captain America’s… Read More »2011 Classic: Thor & Captain America
2009 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2008 Archive: The $4 Gas Price
Why was the President so unpopular in the summer? Because “Texas Oilman” is a great title until it costs $100 to fill up a minivan.… Read More »2008 Archive: The $4 Gas Price
2008 Vintage: The Earth
I’m “grounded” (literally, I can’t afford to travel). Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Quantum of Solace Editing
Why so fast? For a Bond movie that was so edited like a Jason Bourne film that you couldn’t tell if Daniel Craig was punching… Read More »2008 Classic: The Quantum of Solace Editing
2007 Archive: Mad Men (Debut)
Why were the vampires wearing such sharp suits and drinking scotch? Because Don Draper made “advertising in the 60s” look like the most sophisticated haunting… Read More »2007 Archive: Mad Men (Debut)
2007 Classic: The Bluetooth Evolution
Why did the lawyer upgrade his earpiece? So people would think he was a “high-powered executive” instead of a guy talking to his cat about… Read More »2007 Classic: The Bluetooth Evolution
2006 Vintage: The Blue-Ray vs. HD-DVD War
Why was the IT room full of shouting? The techs were having a “format war” to decide which expensive disc would be obsolete by 2008.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blue-Ray vs. HD-DVD War