2009 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, growing older meant entering a brand-new millennium with...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

In 2001, growing older meant entering the high-tech millennium wh...read more »

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, ...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »

Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »

Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »

Being blocked from opening your own kitchen fridge because the bu...read more »

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

In 1998, getting older meant looking at the rapidly approaching t...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User06/23/1995 21:11Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Agent_Smith_0102/19/2015 12:22It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@BackToFuture_M08/04/2003 10:30Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Baxter_The_Dog11/09/2010 04:34Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/21/2013 01:02Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Annoying_Orange10/21/1995 08:44Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!