2001 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why Deftones for “Elite”? Because the Grammys finally realized that screaming can be melodic if you do it with enough style. Part of the 35… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
2001 Legacy: The Behind Enemy Lines Slides
Why Owen Wilson? For proving that an action star can survive a war zone while still saying “Wow” in the face of a missile. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Behind Enemy Lines Slides
2001 Vintage: The Training Day Quote
King Kong ain’t got nothing on Denzel, and he definitely ain’t got nothing on my boss during a Monday morning meeting. Part of the 63… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Training Day Quote
2000 Legacy: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with his cell phone? Just in case a client had a “spiritual emergency.” Part of the 52… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Final Summary
1999 Classic: The Hat
Her New Year’s Eve hat has its own gravitational pull. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Classic: The Hat
1998 Vintage: The WordArt Masterpiece
Spending forty minutes creating a 3D, neon-orange warped title for a history paper that contained only three sentences of actual text. Part of the 33… Read More »1998 Vintage: The WordArt Masterpiece
1998 Vintage: The Yahoo! IPO
People are becoming millionaires overnight because they own a website that lists other websites. I should have bought more “Yahoo.” Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Yahoo! IPO
1997 Legacy: The Martini Olive
Why was the olive lonely? Because the onion moved to a Gibson. Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Martini Olive
1997 Vintage: The Scream 2 Fan
One, but they have to follow the rules of a “light bulb sequel.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Scream 2 Fan
1997 Classic: The Elton John “Candle in the Wind 1997” Record
Why did everyone have a tissue? Because Elton John re-recorded a tribute for Princess Diana that sold 33 million copies, becoming the biggest-selling single since… Read More »1997 Classic: The Elton John “Candle in the Wind 1997” Record