Why did defenders in Spain need therapy? Because 20-year-old Ronaldo was dribbling past them like they were traffic cones in a video game.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Not bad. Not bad at all.