2002 Legacy: The Gangs of New York Hat
Why Daniel Day-Lewis? For a performance so terrifying it made us forget that Leonardo DiCaprio was even in the movie. Part of the 34 Hollywood… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Gangs of New York Hat
2002 Legacy: The “Axis of Evil”
Why did George W. Bush name Iraq, Iran, and North Korea in his State of the Union? Because “The Three Musketeers of Global Instability” didn’t… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Axis of Evil”
2002 Legacy: The Jimmy Carter Nobel Prize
Why did he win in 2002? Because the Nobel Committee wanted to reward his decades of peace work—and also remind the current White House that… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Jimmy Carter Nobel Prize
2001 Legacy: The XP Launch
Why was the computer “blissful”? Because Windows XP arrived with that famous green hill wallpaper, and for five minutes, the PC didn’t crash. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The XP Launch
2001 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to fix a broken son-in-law.” The internet suggested “Return to Sender.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey &… Read More »2001 Archive: The Internet Search
2000 Legacy: The 2000 Legacy
What’s the most 2000 thing a lawyer ever did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why their ‘Sock Puppet’ mascot was a liability.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The 2000 Legacy
2000 Archive: The Corona
A guy asks for a lime and says, “The lime is the firewall for the beer.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Archive: The Corona
2000 Archive: The Harry Potter
She’s on the fourth book. She’s started calling the guest room “The Chamber of Secrets” because she hasn’t cleaned it in a year. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Harry Potter
2000 Archive: The “With Arms Wide Open”
Creed is still here, and Scott Stapp still sounds like he’s singing while gargling pebbles. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition… Read More »2000 Archive: The “With Arms Wide Open”
1999 Classic: The Office Space Influence
Why was the printer in the backyard smashed? Because we all felt like Peter Gibbons and decided the 4th was the day to quit our… Read More »1999 Classic: The Office Space Influence