Why was the printer in the backyard smashed? Because we all felt like Peter Gibbons and decided the 4th was the day to quit our “Initech” jobs.
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As if! This is too funny.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.