2011 Archive: The Oprah Appearance
Why was she there? Because you can’t have a major world event without Oprah giving the audience a feeling of immense importance. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Oprah Appearance
2009 Legacy: The Wind
I’m “blown” away. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Bill Maher Documentary Joke
Why was he there? To remind everyone that “Religulous” wasn’t nominated, probably because the Academy was too busy praying for shorter speeches. Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bill Maher Documentary Joke
2009 Classic: The Librarian
“Silent reading only. The darkness is a metaphor for an unread book.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow… Read More »2009 Classic: The Librarian
2009 Legacy: The Parks and Rec Employee
Ron Swanson: “I’ll do it myself. I don’t trust the government to provide me with adequate wattage.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Parks and Rec Employee
2008 Archive: The Mobile Web
Why did the blonde take her laptop to the park? She heard the web was “mobile” now. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mobile Web
2008 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Taxi to the Dark Side win? To remind everyone that the Oscars are the only night where you can go from a “Disney… Read More »2008 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
2008 Archive: The Mirror Mirror
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the broke-est of them all?” “‘Check your 401(k) and I’ll tell you’, the mirror replied.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mirror Mirror
2008 Classic: The Diamond
I’m “hard” to break. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Death of Heath Ledger
Why did politicians talk about The Dark Knight? Because the Joker was the only person in 2008 who was honest about just wanting to “watch… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Death of Heath Ledger