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2008 Classic: The Diamond

 I’m “hard” to break.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/27/2003 16:21I am crying... with laughter!
@Startup_Kid04/12/1998 00:00Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Top_Gun_Maverick06/29/2012 02:24I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Overly_Attached02/15/2007 19:19I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Everquest_Solo10/26/2012 20:33Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Safari_Surfer02/14/1995 01:51A wild laugh appeared!

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