2020 Legacy: The Fall Guys
I told her I’m a little bean. She said, “You’re a ‘Big Jellybean’—get off the couch.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Fall Guys
2019 Archive: The “Rise and Shine” Kylie Jenner Fan
“Riiise and shiiine!” The bulb instantly lights up out of fear. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Rise and Shine” Kylie Jenner Fan
2018 Vintage: The Emoji Prescription
My doctor is so modern he doesn’t write words anymore. He just handed me a slip of paper with a 💊 and a 💤. I… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Emoji Prescription
2018 Classic: The Voice Mail Greeting Stand-Off
Leaving a five-minute long greeting message on your machine that includes a full description of your weekly schedule, a recipe for vegetable soup, and a… Read More »2018 Classic: The Voice Mail Greeting Stand-Off
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin $20,000 Peak
Why was everyone buying crypto? Because in 2017, “Magic Internet Money” seemed more stable than the traditional political system. Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin $20,000 Peak
2016 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2015 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2016 Failures” for me. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Classic: The New Year
2015 Legacy: The Greek Referendum (OXI!)
Why did 61% of Greeks vote “No” to more austerity in July? Because they wanted to show the EU that they valued their “National Dignity”… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Greek Referendum (OXI!)
2015 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey (Movie)
Why were the hardware store aisles so crowded? Because the movie finally came out and people were looking for “cable ties” for very non-electrical reasons.… Read More »2015 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey (Movie)
2015 Legacy: The Lana Del Rey “Honeymoon”
Why the slow tempo? For Lana going full “cinematic noir” and proving that being sad is a permanent luxury. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Lana Del Rey “Honeymoon”