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2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin $20,000 Peak

Why was everyone buying crypto? Because in 2017, “Magic Internet Money” seemed more stable than the traditional political system.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes06/02/1996 04:06Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Napster_Leech07/12/2015 01:39Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Binary_Boy11/27/2002 00:0901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Fight_Club_Member10/27/1996 00:40I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Anchorman_Ron06/03/2006 21:03I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Step_Brothers_B09/06/2014 16:52Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Dancing_Baby_9607/01/2005 01:41Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Hi5_Pro_User11/05/2013 02:22High five for this joke!
@Lag_Victim_0110/28/1996 15:18I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Leeroy_Jenkins05/22/2008 22:54At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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