2018 Vintage: The Emoji Prescription

My doctor is so modern he doesn’t write words anymore. He just handed me a slip of paper with a 💊 and a 💤. I hope I didn’t just buy a nap.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz09/12/2002 04:44To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@CRT_Degauss12/24/2011 20:52BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Overclocker_Pro01/27/2008 10:44My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/17/2005 20:41The future is laughing at us.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H05/24/1996 15:31Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Zoolander_Mug04/02/2009 17:23I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Lag_Victim_0102/07/2005 19:07I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!