Why were the hardware store aisles so crowded? Because the movie finally came out and people were looking for “cable ties” for very non-electrical reasons.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition
In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »
2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.