Why were the hardware store aisles so crowded? Because the movie finally came out and people were looking for “cable ties” for very non-electrical reasons.… Read More »2015 Legacy: Fifty Shades of Grey (Movie)
Why was it official in November? Because the President’s “To-Do” list was replaced by a “To-Veto” list. Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Lame Duck” Presidency
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
A guy tells his wife, “I want to spice things up like Miley Cyrus!” She looks at him and says, “If you come in here… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus Marriage
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Why was the clerk so confused? He heard his files were moving from “The Sky” (iCloud) to “The Road” (Drive) and he was worried about… Read More »2012 Archive: The Google Drive Debut
Why did it look so familiar? Because after a billion dollars spent, the country realized they were exactly where they started—just a lot more tired.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Election Night Map
Why did she sing so much? Because she was auditioning for 2012 in the middle of 2011. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Anne Hathaway “Les Mis” Tease
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
Why was she there? Because you can’t have a major world event without Oprah giving the audience a feeling of immense importance. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Oprah Appearance
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