2007 Vintage: The “Combat Camera” HD
Why did we need 1080p? To see the dust on the soldier’s face in such high detail that you can practically smell the “Burning Trash”… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Combat Camera” HD
2007 Vintage: The Marion Jones Confession
Why was the gold being returned? Because she finally admitted to using steroids for the 2000 Olympics, proving that “too good to be true” usually… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Marion Jones Confession
2007 Vintage: The “Halloween” Remake
Why Rob Zombie? For taking Michael Myers and giving him a backstory that nobody asked for and everyone hated. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Halloween” Remake
2006 Vintage: The Departed “Rat” Hunt
Why was the ending so messy? Because Martin Scorsese realized that if everyone is a double agent, the only way to finish the movie is… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Departed “Rat” Hunt
2005 Archive: The Psychiatrist’s Bill
“Doctor, I feel like a $100 bill.” The psychiatrist said, “Well, don’t worry, by the time we’re done, you’ll be a handful of loose change.”… Read More »2005 Archive: The Psychiatrist’s Bill
2005 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2005 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
2003 Legacy: The Knee 2
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that. $200, please.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts”… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Knee 2
2003 Legacy: The Annika Sörenstam PGA Debut
Why were the men nervous? Because the best female golfer in the world played a men’s tournament and proved she could strike the ball better… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Annika Sörenstam PGA Debut
2003 Archive: The Italian Job
“I’m a master thief!” “Then how come you can never find your keys?” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Italian Job
2003 Vintage: The Rose Revolution in Georgia
Why was it called that? Because Mikhail Saakashvili led a protest with roses in his hand, proving that flowers are more effective than speeches when… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Rose Revolution in Georgia