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2009 Classic: The Librarian

 “Silent reading only. The darkness is a metaphor for an unread book.”

Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator10/08/2010 23:36I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Skate_Or_Die_9911/04/2007 00:01Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@SpiderMan_Peter04/19/1995 10:35My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei08/02/2000 22:03You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Rocket_Power_9908/20/1998 01:51We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Top_Gun_Maverick07/20/2004 18:50I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Flashdance_What08/21/2002 12:53What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Uncle_Rico_9802/09/2014 17:15I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Ancient_Aliens_G05/20/2000 09:43I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Ring_Member_9801/30/1998 22:18Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

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