I’m “blown” away.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.