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2009 Legacy: The Wind

 I’m “blown” away.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid07/11/2009 16:00Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Floppy_Disk_Hero10/25/2013 14:06I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Spice_Girl_Posh05/24/1995 11:28Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Tank_Operator03/10/2008 19:37Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Zoolander_Mug03/04/2004 13:57I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Forever_Alone_X03/15/2009 11:53At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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