2004 Classic: The Montreal Expos Finale
Why were the fans in Canada sad? Because the team played its last game before moving to Washington D.C., leaving a poutine-shaped hole in the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Montreal Expos Finale
2003 Legacy: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cookies
2002 Archive: The Scooby-Doo Movie
A guy orders “Scooby Snacks.” The bartender gives him a bowl of peanuts and says, “Zoinks.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Archive: The Scooby-Doo Movie
2002 Classic: The Harry Potter
The Chamber of Secrets is open. In our house, that’s the closet where she hides all the shopping bags. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Harry Potter
2002 Classic: OutKast’s “Ms. Jackson”
Why did it win Best Rap Duo/Group? Because even the most conservative Grammy voters couldn’t help but apologize to Ms. Jackson for being “for real.”… Read More »2002 Classic: OutKast’s “Ms. Jackson”
2001 Vintage: The Budget Burn
Why Pearl Harbor? Because $140 million is a lot for a movie where the most important plot point is whether Ben Affleck looks good in a… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Budget Burn
2000 Archive: The Matrix Screensaver
If your computer doesn’t have falling green code, do you even live in the year 2000? Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The Matrix Screensaver
1999 Classic: The Courtroom Sketch
Why did the lawyer ask for a digital retouch? He wanted his “billable glow” to show up in the drawing. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »1999 Classic: The Courtroom Sketch
1999 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
He told me he’s the best in the world. I asked for proof. He showed me his high score on a medical simulator game. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
1998 Legacy: The Pras “Ghetto Supastar”
Why the Mya feature? For proving that if you put an Ol’ Dirty Bastard verse on anything, it automatically becomes a worldwide top 10 hit.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Pras “Ghetto Supastar”