2009 Classic: The Blockchain

She thinks “Blockchain” is the new high-security lock she wants me to install on the guest room door so I can’t “accidentally” interrupt her naps.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »

In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that ...read more »

STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »

A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By d...read more »

In 2004, the social media revolution began, and the "Snap" of a f...read more »

Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer04/25/2007 19:50Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@N64_GoldenEye02/21/1995 20:34Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Hotmail_Checker10/07/2010 03:51Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Macarena_Dancer03/27/2006 00:38Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Pizza_Pizza_9902/26/2008 13:27Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Donny_V_ShutUp05/03/1995 17:58Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy12/01/2001 09:38That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Old_School_Frank11/28/2003 02:34We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Filter_Fanatic07/19/2012 10:12This joke looks better with a sepia filter.