The Full-Stack Date

This full-stack developer picks up a girl at a bar. She asks what he does.
He says, “I do it all — frontend, backend, DevOps… everywhere.”
She’s impressed and they go back to her place. Things get steamy, but after a while she says, “You know, for someone who claims to be full-stack, the frontend looks amazing but the backend performance is… disappointing. And why do I keep getting 404 errors when I’m looking for satisfaction?”
He sighs and replies, “Give me a minute, I need to spin up another container, increase the resources, and check the logs. This always happens in production…”