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2019 Archive: The Ariana Grande “7 rings” Flex

Why the breakfast at Tiffany’s? Because Ari officially claimed her crown as the hardest-working pop star, releasing two massive albums in six months and buying all her favorite things.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander03/31/2015 00:41C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Resident_Evil_Z04/22/1998 06:33Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Forrest_Gump_8808/28/2007 17:41Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Clueless_Cher09/15/1999 17:02As if! This is too funny.
@Web_Master_Flex01/19/1998 13:36I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/18/1997 07:56The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Annoying_Orange09/10/2012 02:17Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Captain_Obvious08/29/1997 17:17This is a comment on a funny joke.

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