2009 Classic: The “Bow” to the Japanese Emperor
Why was the GOP so mad? Because they believed a President should only bend his knees if he’s looking for a lost golf ball. Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Bow” to the Japanese Emperor
2009 Classic: The Blockchain
She thinks “Blockchain” is the new high-security lock she wants me to install on the guest room door so I can’t “accidentally” interrupt her naps.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Blockchain
2009 Vintage: The Light
I’m “bright.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Bluetooth
Why did the blonde dye her tooth blue? She wanted to stay “connected” to her friends. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Bluetooth
2008 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Jessica Alba for The Eye and The Love Guru? For a year that proved she is a great actress, as long as she doesn’t have to speak… Read More »2008 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2008 Classic: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” back in with my parents. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Hype
Why the bedroom camera? For a movie that cost $15,000 and made every person in 2007 sleep with the lights on because of a slamming… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity Hype
2006 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “The Black Parade” March
Why the uniforms? Because Gerard Way led an army of kids in marching band jackets, turning Emo into a theatrical rock opera that rivaled Queen.… Read More »2006 Classic: The My Chemical Romance “The Black Parade” March
2006 Vintage: The Jack Abramoff Sentencing
Why were lobbyists nervous? Because the “K Street” gravy train finally hit a “Federal Prison” station. Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails,… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Jack Abramoff Sentencing
2005 Vintage: The “Speed of Sound” Coldplay
Why did the sky feel higher? Because Chris Martin’s piano made the fireworks feel like they were exploding in slow motion. Part of the 37… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Speed of Sound” Coldplay